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Personal Services

The future lies in kinky people

Description: The story of the rise of a madame of a suburban brothel catering to older men, inspired by the real experiences of Cynthia Payne. The story follows Christine Painter as the down-at-heel waitress who, with the help of prostitute Shirley and cross-dressing Wing Commander Morten, seeks to up her earnings by turning her suburban home into a brothel. Before long she and her girls are chaining up judges, spanking Generals and attending to the needs of Honourable Members. Christine sees herself as providing a vital service to these harmless pervs and when finally the house is busted and the case comes to court, it's fair to say that the presiding judge isn't unfamiliar with her work.

Genres: Comedy

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Budget: $0 | Revenue : $1,744,164

Runtime: 105 minutes

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Julie Walters

Played Christine Painter

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Shirley Stelfox

Played Shirley

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Alec McCowen

Played Wing Commander Morten

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Danny Schiller

Played Dolly

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Tim Woodward

Played Timms

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Suzette Llewellyn

Played Helen

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Victoria Hardcastle

Played Rose

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Dave Atkins

Played Sydney

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Ewan Hooper

Played Edward

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Alan Bowyer

Played David Painter

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Peter Cellier

Played Mr. Marples

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Benjamin Whitrow

Played Mr. Marsden

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Stephen Lewis

Played Mr. Dunkley

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John Shrapnel

Played Lionel

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Nigel Le Vaillant

Played The Man

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Ron Pember

Played Ron

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Ivor Roberts

Played Glossop

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Arthur Cox

Played Lennox

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Stanley Lebor

Played Jones

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John Bailey

Played Mr. Gardner

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Carolyn Allen

Played Carol

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Sheila Gill

Played Mrs. Winter

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Jagdish Kumar

Played Mr. Shah

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Badi Uzzaman

Played Mr. Patel

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Arnold Brown

Played The Vicar

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Toni Palmer

Played Aunt Winnie

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Andrew MacLachlan

Played Mr. McClellan

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Arthur Hewlett

Played Mr. Francis

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Andreas Markos

Played Mr. Costas

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Michael Packer

Played Ralph

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Ian McNeice

Played Harry

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Helen Gemmell

Played Jenny

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Clare Clifford

Played Fay

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Joanna Dickens

Played Gloria

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Charlotte Alexandra

Played Diane

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Antony Carrick

Played Edgar

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Leon Lissek

Played Mr. Popozogolou

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Arthur Whybrow

Played Mac

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Anthony Collin

Played Mr. Webb

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Peter Wight

Played Detective Gibson

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Adam Morris

Played Man in Video

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Lorena Lee

Played The Angel

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Allan Stirland

Played Phil

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Mark Hardy

Played Nicole

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Lorraine Brunning

Played Angela

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Rupert Holliday-Evans

Played Terry

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Michelle Collins

Played June

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Pamela Duncan

Played Jackie

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David Leland

Played Mr. Pilkington / Danielle

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Janie Booth

Played Court Usher

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Nick Stringer

Played P.C. Baker

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