Ted & Venus
An immaculate obsession...Ted is a 1970s Venice Beach poet who spends his days drifting along the boardwalk, reciting his poetry to anyone who will listen. His life changes when a bikini-clad beauty named Linda strolls by him. Instantly, Ted believes he's found his "Venus" and becomes obsessed with Linda. He tries to woo her with poetry, obscene phone calls and romantic overtures, all to disastrous effect.
Description: Ted is a 1970s Venice Beach poet who spends his days drifting along the boardwalk, reciting his poetry to anyone who will listen. His life changes when a bikini-clad beauty named Linda strolls by him. Instantly, Ted believes he's found his "Venus" and becomes obsessed with Linda. He tries to woo her with poetry, obscene phone calls and romantic overtures, all to disastrous effect.
Genres: Comedy, Drama, Romance
Budget: $0 | Revenue : $0
Runtime: 100 minutes
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Bud Cort
Played Ted Whitley
James Brolin
Played Max Waters
Kim Adams
Played Linda Turner
Carol Kane
Played Colette
Pamella D'Pella
Played Gloria
Brian Thompson
Played Herb
Rhea Perlman
Played Grace
Woody Harrelson
Played Homeless Vietnam Veteran
Martin Mull
Played Ted's Attorney
Roberta Wallach
Played District Attorney
Timothy Leary
Played Judge William H. Converse
Tricia O'Neil
Played Judge Katherine Notch
Tony Genaro
Played Bailiff
Vincent Schiavelli
Played Publisher
Andrea Martin
Played Bag Lady
Cassandra Peterson
Played Lisa
Tracy Reiner
Played Shelly
Arleen Sorkin
Played Marcia
Pat McCormick
Played Marcia's Elderly Boyfriend
Gena Rowlands
Played Mrs. Turner
Lady Rowlands
Played Linda's Grandmother
Lily Mariye
Played Rose
Bettye Ackerman
Played Poetry Award Presenter
Thomas Conroy
Played Nevermore Club Emcee (as Jack Eastland)
Shelly Werk
Played Nurse
Victor Talmadge
Played Orderly
John Blyth Barrymore
Played Patient #1
Rob Moran
Played Patient #2
Clint Allen
Played Patient #3
Zoe Cassavetes
Played Waitress with Attitude
Barbara Leary
Played Guest
Jacqueline Chauvin
Played Women's Group Head
Bridget Flaherty
Played Women's Group #1
Pat Ast
Played Women's Group #2
Grif Griffis
Played Women's Group #3
Philip K. Irven
Played Ted's Cellmate
Stefanos Miltsakakis
Played Prisoner #1
Craig Ng
Played Prisoner #2
Jim Maniaci
Played Prisoner #3
Mik Scriba
Played Prison Guard
Chad S. Taylor
Played Chainsaw Juggler
Christopher McMullen
Played Horseback Rider
Joe Paul
Played Wino
Jerome Coleman
Played Park Bench Lover
Tamara De Treaux
Played Park Bench Lover
Peter Koch
Played Cop #1
Karl Rumburg
Played Cop #2
Chris Paul Davis
Played Cop #3
Tripp Law
Played Cop #4 (as Lawrence McNeal III)
Norma Maldonado
Played Cop #5
Randolf Turrow
Played Beach Blanket Lover
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